hmm....

Taking wives/girlfriends with you to the titty bar: yay or nay?

Discuss.

Will not be our first time going together to one. Last time was because she had never been and was curious. She was less than impressed, but then again we were in Chatt-town.

I'm on the "nay" part of that equation.

Man, some of my best stories begin with "So I was at this strip club...."

The following did not involve Mrs. Harpua.

In Pittsburgh, there is (was?) a club called the Cricket Club. If you ever happen to be there with two congenial women, you can get them both lap dances on stage from three dancers for about $30.

There is MUCH more to that story, but it isn't appropriate for the web.

What web you talking 'bout?

Hey, it was a good night.

Oh that Harpua loves him some strap-ons.

Who doesn't?! I remember you could take one like a champ.

Likely my last snow day...haven't been to school since Wednesday

got a ton of crap in the house and classroom done today, and saw 2 Snowy Owls, one of which is content to hang out by my house and evidently not catch anything. Even got my snow blower running again. And got the minivan stuck a day after getting the F150 stuck. I miss those days from a few years ago when I was not working anywhere full time and had days like this often.

So snowy owl... Good eating?

So nobody wants to taste owl flesh?

Weird.

It is a good story. You should share it with more people sometime.
I've heard they tast like bald eagle.

Cooked correctly, they taste much like orphan children.

Reminds me of the scene from the first Dumb and Dumber.

"Nice set of hooters you got there!"