Heading down to the first aid kit to get some triple anti-biotic ointment and an adhesive bandage I was stopped by a coworker woman exiting the ladies' room.
Woman: "Have you seen Doug?" (Our maintenance man)
Me: "I have not. What's up?"
W: "I think one of the lights in the ladies' room is on fire. It's smoking."
M: "I haven't seen him. Is there anyone in there right now?"
W: "No."
M: "Ok, I'll take a look. Watch the door, please. Uh, are you talking about this hazy misty fog swirling in front of the air freshener?"
W: "Yeah, I can see it from here."
M: "I'm pretty sure that's air freshener."
W: "It looks like smoke."
M: "It smells like flowers."
W: "Really? I thought it smelled bad back there, like dead fish or something."

It took every ounce of restraint in my body to contain about a dozen different responses all fighting to break free, but I simply said "Well, I'll tell Doug if I see him."

Methinks Harpua feels less than fresh!

Never enter the lady's room. It is a trap.

Harpua almost died!

Just like this thread!

What you do best is leave wives unfulfilled?

Some sisters too.

I swear that a prerequisite of the LPC is to work with some of the biggest idiots who are still employable. You are a strong man, though. The low hanging fruit of the dead fish smell comment would have brought out the worst in most men.

I work with idiots that are NOT employable, yet somehow remain employed...

WooHoo! My motorcycle is running as of about an hour ago. Wife is not too happy, as she is always worried about me getting hit/crashing/smashing into a deer or whatever, but damn, it will feel good to get out on the road!

Born to be Mild.

Will you be joining Heck's Angels as well?

Hoff's crew is called the Pinky Tuscaderos.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1931388/



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3074780/?ref_=nv_sr_1



both of these are very entertaining and informative.



Ginger Baker is a crazed lunatic.

According to Wikipedia...
"Stilt-Man first appeared in Daredevil #8. He is a criminal wearing an impenetrable suit of armor with powerful telescopic legs (useful for high-story heists). In addition to being one of Daredevil's most enduring arch-foes, he has appeared as an adversary for heroes more equally matched to his power level, such as Iron Man and Thor."


Really? Stilt-Man isn't a joke? Iron Man/Thor level power?