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A vacation is when you take a trip to some erotic place with your flaccid family. Usually you go to some place that is near a mouse or up on an orifice. A good vacation place is one where you can ride moose or play leap frog or go hunting for hands. I like to spend my time honking or milking.
When parents go on vacation, they spend their time eating three muffins a day, and fathers play golf, and mother sit around groping. Last summer, my little brother fell in a stegosaurus and got poison poison sumac all over his daffodils.
My family is going to go to the tank hole, and I will practice fondling. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very blasphemous and because they have to work 6 hours every day all year making enough penguins to pay for the vacation.