I have a brand new, never used, mini waffle maker.

I have almost made it in life.

Holy moly, that Will Smith slap heard 'round the world, huh?

I've seen the memes, but as for the event itself, I was busy watching Food Network's Tournament of Champions.

But to be fair, 95% of the time I'm watching cable I'm watching Food Network.

The whole Will Smith thing is just sad.

I didn't even know about it until the next day, and then I thought it just had to be a staged thing or a joke. I still kinda feel like it was at least a bit staged, or perhaps exaggerated.

Today I ventured to the tourist haven of Frankenmuth, where one of my favorite game shops is. I bought a smattering of boosters and the last one was a CAAV with Punisher War Machine prime in it! Paid for most of the day, if I sell it instead of trade it.

Some of you may recall the friend I mentioned last year who got arrested by a bunch of feds? I was asked to write a character reference letter for him for his sentencing appearance, and realized I never updated you guys...so here it is.

O'Keefe Music Foundation shaping metal for years to come.

Bulls on Parade

Thunderkiss 65'

Freak on a Leash

I would have never guessed there's an actual "tourist" part of the Hoff's neighborhood. I just thought it was where people from the next county over went to buy meth.

Sorry but I can't. regardless of talent I feel like I am watching the end to some movie and now the Ewoks are back and there is a big party/dance/music scene.

Thanks, I hate it.

I will now enter a realm of self-imposed stress and possibly fishing.

It's a sad day when HCRealms has no April Fools effort. I have fond memories of the late '00s and early '10s when they made a concerted effort.

Now the only April Fools around here are the LPCers.

I am going with the team that has blue on their uniforms to win the NCAAMB tournament.

GO TEAM BLUE!

Screw team blue. Go Blue team!!!