Look. It was a mistake anyone could have made. Soduko, Bukkake, how was I supposed to know the difference. Took me forever to clean up.

That will give me time to stop for food.

My team is nothing fancy, just hopefully flexible enough to handle a variety of teams.

2 - X- Wings, an A and a B.

I was referring to a CONUS airport, but thanks for the info.

When choosing my MOS, I could have gone MP and been stationed at a local airport, but a significant (at least to me at age eighteen) enlistment bonus had me going Signal.

I was just wondering if there was a chance that we could have met earlier, but I ETSed in 1997, and I think you're a young 'un.

And the other 50% is just as meaningless.

Nope, I am the same age-ish as you (according to your woman, my stamina is not quite to your speed, but my "girth" makes up for it, whatever that means?), but I was strictly Reservist then, and we never would have had any CONUS airport duty, except maybe for training. We did a little airplane load planning at Selfridge and some guys did port security training in Iowa and Illinois along the Mississippi River.

This, however, is not full of win.

1. What's your enlistment date?

2. Where did you do Basic/AIT?

3. Apologies if we covered all this before and this old man forgot.

K. If you consider any of this Need To Know, feel free to tell me to mind my own damn business.

23. Numbered Lists!

Wow.

This is incredibly accurate. Thanks for giving verbage to something I wasn't even aware was rattling around in my head.

With all the semen serving as a de facto bubble wrap in your head, how can you have any rattling going on? I've been to the Latverian Embassy parties.
Never, never,never again will I sign up for the "Latverian Culture Immersion" sessions.

It was in reference to this. Should have known ... you young whippersnappers don't have any focus or attention span nowadays, I tell ya.

Now get off my lawn and turn down your stereo.

failtremute?

I think I've read those exact words somewhere before.

This, however, is completely full of win.

Personally, I'm all for evil plots, schemes, and undertakings.

This is the most boring crap ever. If you insist on telling your lame army stories, you could a least spice them up with some bayoneting commies and rogering prostitutes.