Need to be seasoned with the tears of widows first.

Mrs. Harpua was out in the back with the dogs the other day when a bald eagle came flying by very low to the point where she was worried it might go after one of the dogs. We both agreed that they're probably too big, but if it did go after a dog, then she would be justified in killing it.
I'm not sure if that would hold up in court or not. (Those are still illegal to kill, right?)
On the off chance of that happening, though, I'm pretty sure I'd have to eat the thing. At the very least I taste a new animal.
Of course, considering that my house is directly in the center of three famously haunted places and has a superfund right across the road, the best case scenario is that I would become magically imbued with superpowers and become the embodiment of America. 'Murica-Man!!!!

Can you get warning points for resurrecting a thread that is only been dead for a couple hours?

Every post you make here is one more post closer to shattering aqhoffman's dreams, so I'll allow it.

I think we should all chip in and buy the Hoff some better dreams! His current ones are kinda sad.

I'll need a script before agreeing.

Since it's really cold, perhaps AquaHoffman has become FrozenHoffman, and is thus the Elsa of the LPC. That means that the missing Maelstrom is the Anna of the LPC, and Elsa is the reason Anna doesn't post here anymore.

I already demand a rewrite!

I wonder how Mel Storm is doing?! We needed the new blood he brought into the LPC. Plus it was cool to have someone else newer than me on here!

DJMBILBO is new blood.

New blood and baby oil.

Yeah, but he's the DJ and I'm the rapper.

and Haven. that party crasher hasn't been around here for quite awhile. Maybe his van got impounded??

I agree. New blood works much better for the sacrifices than old blood, which tends to coagulate.
And I will laugh my butt off if he gets the coveted 1000th post before Hoffman.