Lawsuits???

Death. Maiming. Lawsuits.

Last time I saw it your mom was using it...

Sloe gin fizzy
Do it till you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery

Going to go see Bad Religion for free tonight...and I don't even like punk music!

Today at work I learned that Trusts don't need T and A...

Dream on, dude.

Go Aerosmith!

And that a pocket full of jelly beans makes the walk home exponentially better.

Boku no Pico :-/

Bud doesn't need T&A either. He just yearns for a quiet, confident man who will hold him in his arms and just listen to Bud and Bud's soul.

Let's celebrate the moments of their life.

Now seems like the perfect time to tell you I need to miss tomorrow's game. But I should be there on Saturday if there is a game on Saturday that is.

Thanks for the early warning on Wednesday. Saturday is:

Saturday 4/18/15 10:30 AM
400 Point Constructed. Non-Generic Theme Teams Only.

I won't be at tomorrow's game either.

Nor will I.

Took nyquil before I went to bed, because this stupid cold won't give up.
Slept in because of the nyquil.
Was speeding to try to get to work on time.
Got pulled over.
Was 2 minutes late instead of 5 minutes, and got a ticket, too.

I hate life.