Wrong kind of virgin. You're lucky you haven't caught the plague or something.

To quote the book of Elevation paragraph 4 lines 16 - 24.

Mayeth thou bringst a maiden pure as the springs from the Fjords of Norway, hath skin as soft as my sheep, and huge... tracks of land. Then thine prayers will't be answered in most expedience of haste.

Not mentioned are lines 25-26. Oh foolish one, whatever you ask for will never be as good as the virgin you hath given away.

Praise Ofin!

I don't know, a god pack...yeah, lines 25-26 are right. It's probably a good thing I don't know someone like that.

Well, I do in terms of "soft as sheep" and "huge tracts of land," but "pure as the springs" is so frickin' out.

Hey, if that Batman Chase in the Godpack is extra, I have a desperate need for one! You could take nearly my whole trade thread in exchange, then box it up and send it. No matter how well you package it, it can get smashed into bits and arrive all in shambles. Sound like a plan?!

Bit bitter, hoff?

Don't worry, thread, I'll save you!

Stupid body waking up at 7:30 even on the morn of springing forward!

So are you waking up at what would have been 6:30 or is it 7:30 and your clock did not move ahead to 8:30?

I waited up till 2:00 so I could change the clock. So 6:30 I guess. Don't make me math this early!

I just woke up and I am going to have to figure out how many clocks switched ahead already and which ones didn't. That is always a fun task.

I never feel bad for those people who only rely on their phone to keep the time because sometimes you need to restart them to get the correct time for DST. Get a clock people!

Daylight savings time ruined the thread!

Can someone tell me what time it is?

Does anybody even care?

Does anyone really care, about time?

I believe the remaining members of Pink Floyd do as they still make royalties off it.

When you posted it was 6:56 pm.

you're welcome.

It is now.