At least it didn't say this:

Funny, but true, story: I'm fairly certain my stance on necessary cannibalism has kept me off both the Real World and Survivor.



Carry on.

You also, generally, need an IQ below 85 to be on a reality TV show.

I would love to be on Survivor if not for 2 problems:

1. I would probably end up killing one of my fellow castaways.

2. I like to eat too much (and I don't mean other people, Muncho).

This reminds me: The Jersey Shore kids are going to Italy next year. They are going to get their @$$es kicked. If you can find no humor in this, you may very well not be a human being.....suga.

How can they call it "Jersey Shore" if they're in Italy and not, like, on the Jersey shore?

Jersey Shore is, like, a state of mind, y'know? :knockedou

Talk about low IQ's. The combined total on that show is probably under 85.

I would gladly hunt them all for the ratings on both the Real World and Survivor.

Survivor: Hunting the Jersey Shore. I'm in!

That reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke about hunting and killing Billy Ray Cyrus. You know the best thing about it though? Bill Hicks was right. R.I.P you magnificant B@$tard.

You just broke my achy breaky heart.

Hug it out guys.

I would but I think Trader would get jealous. I have no right to intrude on their deep-seated bromance. We must settle this like men, with the fine art of pugilism! Suga, don your moustache, pomade and long underwear, for we shall meet for fisticuffs at dawn! Then maybe after lift tri-angular weights of various sizes!

This past season I guess they were in like Florida or something...