Did I say platypuses are cute? I don't recall saying that. Their eyes are a little evil looking.




I love reading this thread.

Thawmus, dish out a little money, go to a real stylist that a friend can refer you to, tell them to do whatever they think would look best on you and see what happens. If you like it, find a barber who thinks they can duplicate it and see what happens. Just a thought. I know someone here at work who did that and has been very happy with the results. Nice cut for less money.

I was trying to make Wade less self conscious about being a platypus. Way to go.

And this thread loves reading you.

I should do that.

I should also save money so that I can still entertain the possibility of going to WWE.

I thought Wade was a polar bear, a cute, cuddly polar bear.

Nice save.

Yes you should.

I know they're evil.

Here's the deal, and my current idea:

My credit card is going to be canceled soon. The bank that was giving them out, is discontinuing the service. Basically, they just can't keep up with regulations. Methinks they were audited recently, and got burned. I know some of the groups that have been going around lately, and they've been getting way more strict.

So, anywho, I have to get a new credit card, before May 31st. My idea is to try and get one that will give some sort of signing bonus that will allow me to make the trip. But, I don't know anyone who uses such a card, so I have no idea how well that stuff works.

The card I will end up canceling, was one that just donated money to our local schools whenever I used it. Which I obviously cannot do anymore. So now I need one that actually benefits me.

What about Scott HippoPortypus, with Lady Gaga on his back, and Chris Evans being crushed between his hands? Is he evil?

Must you judge all of God's creatures?

Lady Gaga is evil. I like her songs, the tunes are catchy. I don't always understand them. And she desparately wants to be fully nekkid and should just do a video in her b-day suit and get it over with.

Look, she wants to ride a HippoPortypus? I'm not going to judge.

Truff! What animal am I? I'm curious now!

I'm curious as well! As to what I am! Not Jantern! Jantern cares about what he is! I don't! Because I'm not Jantern!

Wait, you're not?





DAMMIT JACK! You lied to me!

The happy yet sleepy sloth.



The noble tapir.

Hey, guess what Jack is?