Then I guess I can't bounce it off Luigi's head...

I'll shout "Hey! Luigi! Your shoe is untied!" in hopes of tricking him, so he can be stalled into letting Wade open the cage. (Intelligence)

No need. We've got edamame!

If the mushroom doesn't work, we could free Bowser, and then tie up Wart with the beanstalk...

Seriously, the juvenile beans are totally a legit vegetable item. Baby soy beans, edamame, are regularly served as a pub snack in Japan (and some places in the US).

Wade should grab onto the cage, and someone else should shake the beanstalk. That way we can dislodge both Luigi and some beans.

Picking some beans shouldn't take too much body. Plus, with my knowledge of food, I'll be able to better keep the beans intact!

From watersports featuring charlesX to light bondage.

Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom!

I was assuming the beans were up high, so that's my bad.

Some of the beans are high, no-doubt succumbing to peer pressure.

There's some along the bottom too.

One way to find out.

Yo, Jack! Where da beans?

EDIT: NEVERMIND!

Lets get this done. Pax should force Wart's mouth open while someone else force feeds him.

Force feed him a bean!

Brains to about a Frog's Digestion, Plus Knowledge of Cooking for the best way to feed something a bean from the plant! Doing it!

You guys are mean to giant frogs wearing crowns.

We all know Wart has been plotting the destruction of EVERYTHING since Toad kicked his ### in Super Mario Bros. 2 Not Mario Edition.