Spoiler alert

It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!

To set the scene, yesterday afternoon the wife went shopping, and I put the toddler in the corral and the 6yo was watching TV so I could go to the restroom. So immediatly the young one starts screaming because she cannot see anyone.

Just as I sit down and get things started the doorbell rings...

I yell for the elder to not open the door, she ignores me.

So I can hear some talking and I am trying to rush things.

I finish up and come out of the bathroom and my kid is standing in the living room with a mom and daughter from the next street over talking about her little sister.

I got an ugly look from the mom, I figure because I did not answer the door and a mouthy kid was giving them a tour of my house.

They were going door to door selling crap for a school fundraiser, luckily nice people.

I think my 6yo is trying to get us killed.

I am going today to get a security latch for the door that is too high for her to reach.

I blame the parents!


Saw Skyfall this weekend. Was pretty good. I was expecting a twist that never happened.

Me too!

Or maybe the Govt or the Catholics.






She was smart enough to keep the dog from escaping.

Why you gotta pick on the Catholics? All they ever did was cause the Crusades, hold a tiny Inquisition followed by decades of inappropriate behavior with children. When are people gonna let it go?

I had a respone all typed out and decided to delete it and replace it with this as it was over the top even for me and my open loathing of Organized Religion.

Fear and loathing in Norym's casa.

He did vote for Hubert Humphrey, and killed Jesus!

That's right you better.

You don't want 1989's Archdiocese of Philadelphia's extraordinary altar boy award recipient going crazy on you.

Show us on the doll where father Duddleswell touched you...

Speaking of inappropriate behavior with children...

There's a 'Tickle Me Elmo' joke in here somewhere.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seeing your quote of my previous post makes me think that people reading my post could be a tad bit wary of clicking that link.

I knew there was a reason I never liked Elmo! Now I know!