Why are your vowels Norwegian? Did you trade keyboards with Quebbster or something?

They're umlauts.

I figured that since we were talking about robots I should make my post more metal.

I know what they are; I didn't know why they were.

That's a good point about multiple Seyfert usages.

vladpage!

My name is Mr. Burger, in this class I will be teaching you the ins and outs (heh heh heh) of how to properly lick a turd. When you leave me at the end of this semester, you will know what to do and what not to do, and how to use this ability to your advantage in life.

Mr. Burger, how many licks does it take to dislodge a corn kernel?

Does this mean that you're moving again? Ask to take a tour of both offices, and choose the one with the hottest chicks.

Exactly 23.5 if it's sticking out. More if it's stuck in the warm, grainy core.

The medical office then, it also has the nicer bathrooms...

The manufacturing one is closer and offers more advancement opportunities...

WADE! Massive L5R news! They're selling the game to Fantasy Flight!

Misters Neil, Sixx, Mars, and Lee approve.

As does Jimmy Feelgood, PhD.

Congrats, maybe?

Hey, if anyone know how to mold a ####, it's BudPalmer.