Ok, stop.

Question!

Has anyone considered the fact that they're trying to force feed Wart a 1-Up Mushroom?

Assuming it's even close enough to being a vegetable to poison and defeat him, has anyone considered the question as to whether the fact that he will have a 1-Up Mushroom inside of him might, oh, I don't know, give him an extra life?!?

I mean, come on, people! Really? You're going to try to kill him with a 1-Up Mushroom? The thing is as likely to bring him back after we beat him as it is to help defeat him in the first place! And then we're back to square one, minus a 1-Up mushroom in our inventory.

Seriously, let's save the 1-Up Mushroom for it's intended purpose, OK?

1. We weren't going to do it untested. JK was going to use his attribute to see if it would work before actually feeding it to him.

2. We discarded that idea when we discovered the beanstalk has beans, which is far better suited to defeat him.

Welp, seems like I like this plan:

"I'm going to pry Wart's mouth open, forcefully, like, forcefully where I could break his jaw or something." (Body)

Writeup's postponed to tomorrow due to GM sickness. Blarg.

Action: Forcefeed GM 1-Up Shroom!

I will shove some of the bean pods down Warts throat. Ones that haven't been peed on. (Body)

Thanks.

blarg

Space Jawa impersonates Wart.

"Hey, you guys should wipe out me," he says, "and then don't listen to me anymore until I'm defeated!"

"All right, that's it," says Wart as he whaps Space Jawa across the noggin. "I. AM. STANDING. RIGHT. HERE. Plumbers, ignore that guy and KILL!"

The plumbers look a bit confused. They don't act for now.

CharlesX grabs his leg.

"Arg!" he says. "My old war injury! One that gets worse when I hear how a villain's plan works!"

"Really?" says Wart.

"Would I lie?" says CharlesX.

"Mwa ha ha!" says Wart. "Then behold the power of my new Hypno Crown! It was given to me by Mr...wait a second, you don't look like you're in more pain to me."

Just then, Wade opens the door to Bowser's cage.

"Would you like to hear the tenets of Ko..."

"OUTTA MY WAY!" screams Bowser, knocking aside Wade and Kommunists alike as he storms towards Wart. "It's payback time!"

JKLantern whispers to the others that immature beans are quite a delicacy when consumed right off the vine.

DUBBA BUBBA FROG JAW YOINK! Pax yells as he grabs the frog's jaws and starts tugging.

"The hell are you doing?" asks Wart just as BoyBlunder shoves a bean down his throat.

"Ha ha ha!" Wart shouts. "You guys thought I was allergic to veggies? I got over that in therapy! I...wait a second."

He goes over to Boy Blunder.

"Let me smell those beans."

He does so.

"That smells like...pee."

He looks at you lot.

You lot look at him.

"Did you pee on a bean and then feed it to me?"

He doesn't wait for an answer. He falls onto his stomach and starts retching.



"Oh, you sons of #####es. You ####ing ####ers. You ####ing mother####ers! You fed me pee! You fed me PEEEEEEEEEEE!"

He makes with the dry heaves again.

Everybody gets an XP.

Space Jawa now has enough XP for an additional Attribute!

Unlike the original Attributes (which were limited to things you could do/have) purchased Attributes can be that or something from a place you've visited during the game. They tend to be more powerful than starting Attributes, but aren't all-powerful.

Alright, JackA, I'm going to take my chances with the unknown...show me that second Attribute!

Also, I'm going to try to steal Wart's Hypno Crown. I'll also use Attribute: Leaf to aid me in my goal.

If only to keep Pax from stealing it first.

The world shimmers! A gong sounds! Then in front of you appears...APPEARS....

a leaf.

Plain ol' brown leaf.





...yay?

Anyway, whenever you want to use the leaf, let me know and you'll...wave it around or something, I dunno. In any case, it's yours to use for the remainder of the game.

Do I have to use it as a separate action? Or could I use it right now as part of my 'steal the crown' thing?

And it's not a one-time use thing, is it? I can use use it as many times as I want?

You could use it as a free action if'n you want before your current action if'n ye want. Maybe the leaf could blow a gentle breeze or something, I dunno.

And you can use it as much as you want. Attributes are perma.

Question: How far away is Wart from those Fire Chains?

Far enough to not get burned, close enough that they can be reached relatively quickly.