The title clerk thought that it was funny that CL called the mortgage officer a racist. So they laughed for so long they weren't able to do their job. Everything got held up because they thought racism was funny. Eventually, once the spasms of laughter subsided, the paperwork was finished.

All I got from this quote is that racism is funny until someone loses an eye.

So when Julie and I bought our house, we had this obnoxious, yappy, over-energetic mortgage loan officer. He never shut up.

During the closing, as he hands us each piece of paper it was basically this:

"This piece of paper says you can't discriminate when you sell the house"
"This piece of paper says you can't sell the home to someone with bad credit"
"This piece of paper says you can't discriminate when you sell the house"
"This piece of paper says you can't sell the home to someone with bad credit"
"This piece of paper says you can't discriminate when you sell the house"
"This piece of paper says you can't sell the home to someone with bad credit"

So by the fourth or fifth Don't Discriminate Disclosure I interject "Unless they have bad credit, then I can."

I thought it was funny. However Yappy decides to now tell us this long story about how he used to employ this allegedly lazy woman who was over forty and African American. He fired her for being lazy and apparently corporate called him the next day and told him to rehire her as she was "triple protected". He wouldn't rehire her as it was against his beliefs and so he quit.

After this long story he looks at me and says intensely to me, "You get what I'm saying"

I reply very calmly, "Yeah, you're a racist."

At which point the title clerk and every other paper pusher in the room erupt it laughter. He wasn't as amused.

Playing clix. Using my LPC dice. Losing.

You should just pull a DJMBILBO and just walk out the moment you find out there is a bye round.

I'm on my bye!

In other news, rain is wet, Stephen Hawking is a genius, Fant4stic was a terrible piece of crap, and Bud is weird.

And posting at the same time? That either requires dedication, or a complete lack of dedication.

That movie made me want to punch brainiac's grand mom! Right in her wrinkly old face!

I totally steamrolled in my 2nd game. I rolled 10's and 11's and hit about 75% of my super senses.

It was a 600 point game, and I was using the Inhumans Fast Forces as my team. Not as much synergy as I was hoping for.

Yep! Cute girl from work is going with me, and when we get back, going to my friend's place to play boardgames.
It will be the best day ever.

Do not take her to one of those fancy new theaters where they have the recliners and you can eat dinner while watching the movie.

They serve popcorn in porcelain bowls, and let me tell you, it is a ##### to cut a hole in the bottom of that popcorn bowl.

And even if you manage... Sharp edges!

That's a bonus for some.

I'd never pegged you as a cutter.