Does not compute!

Did I just... nah!

Palmer page?

"Oh, honey, you needed to roll a 10 to hit me. You got an 11. That's good, but if you had rolled a 12, then it would be called a critical hit and would have also gotten some extra damage. Do you see how Bizarro has that light blue power showing? That's called Probability Control. You can use it to make someone reroll a die roll. If you wanted to, you could use that power to reroll this attack to try and get that 12."
"Oh, ok."
"Alright, so now you reroll." ***roll*** "Oh, you got a 7 this time. That's not going to hit me. Sorry."

almost but not almost enough.

That's surprising. Usually those Eastern European mail order bride types are pretty good at math and such.

With Transylvanian import brides it's feast or famine.

I ordered a Latverian Bride and Budpalmer showed up.

To be fair, I was just there to fix the cable.

I had to go all the way to Latveria just to get my money, honey!

You all should see where he pulled that 100ft of replacement coax out of, it was terrifying.


I did briefly wonder how her got it all in there but became ill at that thought.

Any more foreign exchange students?

Last poster, 481, I am winning!

Only losers win!

Losers only win.