With my Motorcycle I can manage a total move of 3 which will be enough to take my to the Library, which is within 3 squares of you as well. So if we could meet up there I'd be great.

Let's go to the Library then!

Very good.

SMUDGE! You're up!

I need to remember where I am supposed to be going on my suicide mission, though I am hoping I can Jack Bauer it up

I am delayed in the Dreamlands so I assume that I will be going nowhere for the moment...?

That is correct! I am an idiot! You are going to stand up, and quit napping!


Wade, you are up!

I want to get my hands on some magic! Wade, go find me magic! This old geezer can feel it in his bones!

I am going to the Unnamable (is that right?) to save Melk!!! Because that is what Michael does...he saves people, like the angel he is!

Michael heads to the Unnamable. He has to fight!

1. 1st Dimensional Shambler

Horror Check: Check is -2, Michael has a Will score of 4....2 dice....

1+2, fail. Michael loses 1 Sanity.

Combat Check: Check is -2, Michael has a Fight score of 4, Tommy Gun adds another 6.....8 dice...

1+3+4+4+4+1+1+4.......that's going to fail, and insta-kill Michael. I'm going to go ahead and take the liberty of using his clue token. His fight skill gives him 2 more dice for doing so=

2+5, success! whew!!!

Dimensional Shambler becomes a trophy for Michael.

Michael now has 5 Toughness worth of monster trophies.

2. 2nd Dimensional Shambler

Horror Check: same as before...

3+3, fail. Michael loses another 1 sanity. If he loses any more, he'll go to the Asylum, and lose stuff.

Combat Check: same as before...

2+2+3+3+4+3+4+4.....fail.

I....I don't know what the hell is wrong with my dice. I'm using physical dice that are perfectly capable of rolling 5's and 6's.....there's like no way that should have happened twice....

Michael is sent to Lost in Time and Space. Yoggy devours him. Michael McGlen is taken out of the game.


I blame Cthulhu. Or something.

Wade, give me a random number between 1 and 9. Maybe there's a bright light in all of this.

Jeez, that was sucky. Sorry Wade and Melk.

You suck at rolling dice Thawmus

RNG says 4

Basically if we ever hit a casino together to rob it of it's millions, I am not letting you near the craps table cmon lamest character cmon lamest character...

Bright light it is.

You are now Carolyn Fern, the psychologist.

Go ahead and update your upkeep page.

Here's your random possessions:

Enchanted Knife: (Mag, 1H) +3 Combat
Nameless Cults: Tome
.18 Derringer: (Phy, 1H) +2 Combat
Lucky Cigarrette Case: Probability Control one-shot
Marksman: Probability Control for combat checks, one-shot per turn

Also, you are now at Arkham Asylum, Wade.



Also, it is now Kalel's turn!

Is this a good role? Hoping the hoping for a lame one would get me something good...

Remember when Melk and I were talking about the best spellcaster, because they can use spells with nearly reckless abandon?

You drew her.

Also, you just got a pretty decent item draw. You can fight with both weapons, getting a +5 in combat. Also, one is magical, and one is physical, meaning you'll have at least one of them working in most fights. Two chances at re-rolls isn't a huge problem for you, either. And....last but not least, you have a tome, so you can get yourself some spells right away.