You are a koala, I just see you as really laid back ... and kinda snuggly.

Koala aren't laid back! They're mean little things!

Hey, this is my perception! And I edited it in a way that will make you even more incensed.

I'm not incensed that you think he's cuddly. I'm incensed that you think KOALA are cuddly!

You are not allowed to go to Australia. For your own safety.

Yes, I know that's what you meant.

Australia: The closest to the conditions of "I Want to Be the Guy" that will probably occur in the real world...

EDIT: And with this post I thought of the most sadistic mafia idea ever...

lol I'm working with an attorney tonight who sounds like Elmer Fudd.

Five bucks if you get him to say "wascawy wabbit."

I am laughing so hard right now. I've worked with him before and never made the connection until tonight. Now I can't stop thinking about it. I would die if he said wascawy wabbit. But I couldn't. He's an older gentleman and very proper. Actually, he kind of even looks a little like him. It's going to be tough now keeping a straight face. Dang it.

I'm a baaaaad guy for suggesting it.

Just found a reeeeeeeally mean role. Which means I'm gonna have to do another meanie mod game.

Or you can submit it to DIY 2 and let me be mean

Check out post #97 in this:

Totemic Animals

I want to know what animal I am! I hope it is a puma, that sounds sexy

You are a puma.


Actually, after learning your height, you are a giraffe.