Well, it looks like we're in Super Smash Bros. which means they might try to attack us.
If that's the case, I'm wondering if talking to them would give them the edge.
But I'll try anyway.

I will shout to the two creatures and tell them that we are not enemies. Also I'll ask them if they can give us any information about this world. (Brains)

Well I will throw my bat at Jim (attribute/body)

As the pirate ship rocks upon the sea, Stranger calls up to the newcomers on the platform.

"Hey guys! We aren't looking for a fight. Do you know anything about the world we are in?"

The pair ignores him. Well, not him so much as his question. The monkey leaps off the top platform, landing neatly upon Stranger's shoulders, and begins to pound upon his head, while the orange fox takes to the sky again, hovering menacingly above Smudge.


Meanwhile, at the lava pits, things were heating up. Wade rears back his arm, and gives a mighty throw, hurling his baseball bat through the air. The bat strikes the white suited thing in the face, sending it flying off the platform. Amazingly, the bat bounces in such a way, that it goes flying back towards Wade, who catches it handily. The suited thing seems to be entirely screwed, until it begins rotating it's head like a propeller, both slowing it's fall, and steering it back towards terra firma. Once it is close enough, somehow the suit removes the thing from itself, uses it as a whip, and grabs the edge of the second highest platform on the right, pulling itself up. Returning the worm to it's place, the suit spins it's blaster on it's finger, while the worm grins and says "Groovy!"

The kid in the sunglasses pulls out a helmet, and puts it on. His clothing suddenly transforms into a suit of samurai armor, complete with sword. He leaps into the air and strikes downward at Pax, knocking him down. Huh, while the sword hurt, it didn't seem to cut Pax at all. As Pax tries to pick himself up, a black bomb falls from the sky and lands in front of his face. It doesn't explode. Yet.

Finally, at the spaceship, things were about to get much more awesome. Jawa drops down onto the lower platform, and walks confidentially towards what from hereon be referred to as "the strange pair." As he walks, he actives the star, which starts to glow brightly. Soon, the light has obscured Jawa completely, and when it fades, he looks quite different. Jawa is now wearing a red helmet, rocker shades, and a scarf. Oh yeah, and his fist is now on fire. Say it with me now.

"Falcoooooooon PUNCH!"

Jawa launches into a furious dance routine, comprised mostly of punches and kicks. His every move is trailed by fire, and every blow he lands results in an explosion. When the routine comes to a close, the strange pair flies through the air in opposite directions. While the three-legged one is able to furiously peddle his feet and recover, the large slug is not so lucky. Unable to do anything to stop, the large creature falls out of sight, a burst of light signaling his defeat.

Watching the display, Sky almost doesn't notice that the blue figure's cannon has finished charging. Dropping down, and pulling out his Jarate, Sky throws the jar, just as the robot fires. The blast smashes the jar mid-flight, and Sky is barely able to avoid the attack. The red creature, now recovered from his beating, leaps at Sky and begins throwing multiple swift kick combinations in his direction. Sky may want to invest in more body points in the future...


Wade and Jawa both gain XP. Jawa gains an additional 1 XP for a cool action. And yes, Jawa's trait always was going to be the powers of Captain Falcon. I'm quite frankly amazed that he came up with that action without any knowledge of what his trait was.

And here I was guessing it was going to be a Warp Star for flying and stuff. Does it just give me the Falcon Punch, or do I get his other moves/powers too?

Also, I'm going to use my current 5 XP to increase my Body score from 6 to 7. Seems the best stat to use it on, given our current situation.

On a related note, would it be possible for Sky to give me a jar or two of his Jarate to use, or is only he allowed to throw them at people and stuff?

Does tricking someone count as Brains or Smarm?

What other moves and powers were you thinking?

And Sky only has one jar at a time, and only he can use it.

Depends on what you were tricking them into doing. If you are creative enough, most actions can be done by any stat.

You know, like the other moves he has in Smash Bros. The Falcon Kick, that uppercut thing where he grabs the opponent and makes an explosion happen, the rush across the ground move...that sort of stuff.

Lets keep it to falcon punch, and falcon kick. Or at least, the powers behind falcon punch and falcon kick. If you can come up with other stuff based of having a burn/exploding appendage, go for it.

Falcon Headbutt!

I shall target the Red, Three-Legged Creature with a Cossack Dance, taking care to avoid hitting Sky and explosively charging the spinning kicks of the dance. (Body; Attribute: Lord of the Dance Champions; Trait: Falcon Punch!)

How's that for making full use of my bonuses?

I'll press B while holding the control stick in the direction towards megaman.

This is just me, but I'd suggest putting it in non-controller terms.

O.K., I'll throw a jar of urine at Megaman (Body / Trait: Jarate)

I want this to work so I can actually see what the fook it does.

You could always try using your attribute.