It's been raining off and on in Medford, but I can't put off the shopping. I'm heading out regardless.

You're 40 today? That means that you're a MAN!!! Happy birthday!!!

I am the New Thawmus! At least I'm actually 40.

Oh I can't wait til 40....-_- I'll be even more appealing to the opposite sex, or same sex for that matter, a relationship is a relationship at this point.

Really, when is this supposed to start? I could use a little help...

There's a "living in Hell" joke there somewhere....

man there is nothing like receiving night one actions, and the chips falling where they may

Have you tried Sci Fi speed dating at cons? I hear that is all the rage these days...

There is no new Thawmus, just old and older Thawmus.

Now git the hail offa his goldarn lawn, young whippersnapper!!

Lovely. The background company being used by my employer needs me to prove my employment with a company that no longer exists. 1) I don't think I kept any of the paperwork from there since it's been over 5 years since I worked there. 2) I have no contacts that work at the remaining facilities, so when I call them, I don't know how much they can help me.

Speed dating? Just... no. Oofda.

"I once met a girl speed dating. We went out for a whole minute."

I'll have you know that I was nowhere near his lawn.

Pay stub? Maybe call your bank and see if they can give you records of deposited checks/direct deposit?

I think I might have some documentation for my employment there still, but if I do, it's in Oklahoma. I've checked my things here. I'll figure something out. I have to.