He said that:
That George W Bush brought world peace?
That Brad Pitt was better in the remake of Casablanca then Bogart was in the original?
That Hilary Duff was better in the remake of the Wizard Of Oz then Judy Garland was?
That the rumours about CuCr and Madonna were all true?
That he gave his prescription meds to Heath Ledger?

None of the above, JTR.

He said Columbus discovered America?

No, but you're a lot closer than JTR (no big surprise).

He said Christopher Columbus discovered Macaulay Culkin ???

You can always count on JTR for a snarky, irrelevant answer. He's kind of like Iago the Parrot, only without the cleverness.

Gilbert Gottfried?

--total context guess,
wyld

Snarky (comparative snarkier, superlative snarkiest)
Definition; Snide and sarcastic; usually out of irritation.

Interesting. It doesn't fit me at all. I wasn't being snide nor sarcastic. And I've said nothing out of irritation.
Guess you need to go back to the dictionary, CuCr.

I'm beginning to think you'd sign Woody Allen's petition.

Okay, you've got me there.

Is there a word that means "pathetically trying to be funny in an overdone attempt to win approval but ending up just being a jerk"?

Eh, you got part of that wrong. If I were trying to win approval, I would've given up on this path ages ago.
As for the rest... eh.


What's with your mood as of late? You seem a bit "off".

Yeah, sorry about that. Guess I'm still grumpy about the cancellation of Pushing Up Daisies.

Uh huh. I never heard of that. Is that like "Please Don't Eat The Daisies" ???

It was actually a very good series on ABC/Disney that lasted two seasons. A pie maker could bring the dead back good as new with one touch but, if he ever touched them again they'd stay dead. He happened to touch the love of his life when she was dead and now she's alive and they have this growing affection for each other but, can't consummate it. The creator said he'd try to finish everything by bringing it to the big screen. I hope it happens.

Just to remind folks that we do have an open question on the thread.