Wish granted

You are now the proud owner of a fresh off the line Trabant!

The cutting edge of former communist block engineering, this car saves you money on many components

Example: fuel injection. Pshaw! Who needs it? Put the gas tank directly over the engine and let the gas fall to where it is needed.
Performance wise: 0-100 kph/0-60 mph: However long it takes for you to find a REALLY steep hill

I always liked the description of the engine: like a madly shaken coffee can filled with nuts, bolts and bees

I wish that people who were waiting for abus queued up of their own free will

Granted.

They do, but you're dead amd can't enjoy it.

I wish I knew what you guys were saying.

Wish granted! In fact, your so good as "understand us", you become a telepath. However, your powers get too out of hand, so you drill your head to stop the noises.


I wish I only had half the adimantium I have in my body....dammit.

Granted.

You have no adamantium. We all laugh at you.

I wish I had a talking monkey (Don't we all?).

Wish granted, you now have a talking monkey, but the thing never shuts up, & keeps on blabbing incoherantly about nothing important.

I wish that I found someone that I could pull my viagra & exlax milkshake prank on.

Granted.

It's the president. The secret service finds out and breaks your legs. Then, republicans break your arms and a few ribs.

I wish I owned the world.

You own ther world but them they revolt and eat you.
I wish i had 2 dollars!

Granted.

It's counterfeit. You go to jail. You leave five years later with unwanted tattoos and a greater tolerance for rectal pain.

I wish I owned Antarctica.

Wish granted, you now have two dollars, but you stole it from a mob goon, so now, unfortunately, you're dead.

I wish oseefus1 hadn't stolen that $2 from the mob.

granted, but the mob don is uh.."sick" and is currently under the influence of the cracked out younger brother don, who invests heavily in speculative time travel anomolies, finding out about you screwing with the mob's business. hilarity and "wacking" ensues.

Wish granted, you now own Antarctica, but the penguins revolt, & kill you, 'cause they didn't like your fascist totalitarian ways of you running THEIR ice paradise.

I wish that St-Dumbas was nicer to the penguins.

It comes true but i sreal it again mwahaha.

I wish i had 3 real not stolen money that wont get stolen

oops...forgot:

i wish that scooby doo were real

Basil Elks: I love penguins already. Any more, and I'd go broke donating money on their behalf.

oseefus1: Your money burns up.

malchyor: Scooby-Doo comes to life. The world hunger problem triples in size.

Scooby is alive...however, he steals your girlfriend and kills the creators of Heroclix.......

I wish I had a batcave! I already have the body and powers of KC Captian Marvel, but I'm obsessed with thinking I'm cheese...