Dear lord.

I've never been so glad to not be a giant frog wearing a crown as I am right now.

You called?

Should I urinate on him from where I am?

I don't even...

Only if you can hit him in the mouth. I can always devein him later, so if more pee gets in his digestive tract, it's no big thing. In fact, some forms of offal get their flavor from uric acid.

Ok, I, along with the Kommie Troopas, will urinate on Wart from where we are, aiming for his mouth

Turtles, strictly speaking, don't "urinate". They eliminate their uric acid via solid waste.

Then they will do that! Aiming for Wart's mouth!

Okay, so we're taking a dump in Wart's mouth. What the Hell sort of roll does that take, Jack?

(And by "we" I mean "Wade and the Kommie Koopas, who for some reason are doing EVERYTHING Wade says.")

I don't even...

Did all of Wart's stats just become negative numbers?

MY stats have become negative numbers.

Yeesh.

*Get Steak from GM!*

Body

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