It's not a real town if you can drive down the road at 30 mph, blink at the wrong time and miss it. That is called a glorified subdivision, not a town.

Don't go hating on Sandwich. The population must be near 10,000 these days, which is by no means small. At least not compared to the towns I've grown accustomed to in southern Indiana.

True. My uncle is the general manager for Holiday World in Santa Claus, IN. We went to visit and I swear every few miles on the way there for the last 50 miles was a sign that said "Now entering XXX, population ~300". That's small man.

Um, my high school could represent 40% of your town. Graduating class was ~1,000, so full 4-year school was around 4,000. And there were 3 high schools in town.

TAT's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

All I have to say is gaaaah

I always knew the vagina was just some thinly-veiled Lovecraftian monstrosity!

I work 30 minutes from Santa Claus and routinely do work there.

I can't believe I just watched that YT video.

Hmm, may be a few years before we are back there as I don't plan on visiting the park until the kid is at least 3-4 so they can enjoy it.

Dngergrrl wants to know what we should have for dinner: OGRE VOTE TIME!

I want to know why I was the only poor sap that watched the video that dkrm posted. I watched the whole thing and it's seriously twisted.

Easy: Chipotle.

If you're ever going to ask me a food related question ever again; this will be the answer.

Well, actually, if you live close to me, there's a Sushi place that's always at the top of the list if I can afford it, and a rib joint that I have to travel 45 minutes to get to, and a place for lasagna that's also 45 minutes away, . . . Oh, yeah, there's a Chinese place near me that's fantastic.

But when you're talking something that everyone can find; Chipotle.

Or Subway if you're going cheap.

The guy who complains about hot dogs eats at Subway?

Billygoat!

Oh wait, that's troll food. Never mind.