Just found out that I'm on stand-bye. I may have to go to North Korea this weekend to help a fellow Latverian diplomat leave the country. The Latverian Ministry of Foreign Affairs is reporting that April 10th is a false date.

Doom should step in and slap Kim Jong Un down in a fit of Richards induced Rage.

It might cement his image as the benevolent ruler that the earth deserves.

Don't eat the kimchi, at least the rotted cabbage kind. The cucumber stuff is pretty good though.

And oh yeah, totally DO NOT sit on Dennis Rodman's lap, even in a public place like a basketball game or a public flogging. Just trust me on that one.

What happened to you that you would pass on this advice?

My brother played black jack in Vegas at a table with Rodman once. He said he was a pretty decent guy in person.

He also has gone to this restaurant in Malibu a few times which is frequented by a bunch of celebrities. He was sitting next to Martin Sheen and Anthony Hopkins once. He'd have been ok with that except for the fact that he was apparently wearing the suit he was wearing at the end of Silence of the Lambs ("I'm having an old friend for dinner.") which just made the experience rather surreal.

Another time Robert Downey Jr. was there. In case you were ever wondering, Robert Downey Jr. pees with both hands behind his head, swaying his hips, and whistling.

I thought all men do that? You mean you do not?

Quiz:

who uses urinals, and who is a "stall Man"

Whatever is unoccupied and closest to the door, including sink and tree depending on the situation.

At an Eagles concert in the Omni in the early/mid 90's in Atlanta I peed in a sink, the line to use a urinal was out of the door.

I always wondered who liked the Eagles.


How was the Omni fixed for toilet paper?

I'm a stall man usually, I had a bad experience as a teen when some creepy dude using the urinal next to me complimented me on the wrist-watch I was wearing.

I have that data on 75% of all rules deputies.

Trader2699 has photographic evidence of the choice for 50% of the rules deputies.

I'm with Norym, whatever is unoccupied.

Ok, so you pee with Norym in whatever is unoccupied.

Do you cross the streams? Crossing the streams is...bad.

Well, I'm usually not that much of a sharer but Norym seems like a straight shooter (pun intended). And of course we'd cross the streams. Who wouldn't?

pee fencing ftw!