Probably did not likenthe crappy tv shownthe crappy movie is based on.

Much like Harpua's Smurf example I think porn based off tv and movies is the better option

Where's Warren Zevon when I need him?

Quite dead sorry to say, but June Lockhart was pretty hot back in the day wasn't she?

She keeps reminding me of Natalie Wood, and that kinda works for me.

The thread sent me a message: Klaatu barada nikto

Michael Rennie is talking to you from beyond the grave.

Wait, there's more than one movie called Wild Wild West?
Replace Barbara with Renfield, and that's the one good thing about the NBC version of Dracula. The rest mostly sucked, and not in the good way.
Sounds pretty awesome to me.
I think every version of I am Legend--original book, comics, multiple movies (included different cuts of the Will Smith one) all have different endings. I'm not sure if there are any two in the entire group of adaptations that are the same.
And while we're on the topic of Will Smith, "I, Robot" was another example of exactly what you're referring to here. Took the name and the three laws of robotics from Aasimov and nothing else in the entire movie had anything to do with the books.

Wild Wild West was a TV show before it was a movie. It's notable in that it's basically the first example of steampunk. It's spoofy James Bond stuff (as was very popular in the 60s) set in the old west.

Forget girls...we need to start bringing technology and engineering classes to the crows.

I know, wrong thread but I could not resist.

No matter what the thread, this is ALWAYS wrong!

In this thread, there's no such thing.

Wait. That's a rule.

Aw, crap.

Is it a dichotomy paradox to constantly be looking forward to your weekend, despite knowing that each day rushes you headlong closer to your doom?

I'd say, "No."

Each moment, each BREATH brings you closer to your doom. Life, itself, may be considered this dichotomy, but looking forward to something is what makes enduring that dichotomy worth doing.

What is it about the weekend to which you look forward so much?

"Do you think you're better every day?
Oh, I just think I'm two steps nearer to my grave!"
(39 HUMOR pts) 2 X points for why I chose "39")

I assume you're keeping yourself alive, and you hope to be rogered by 39 Freddy Mercury impersonators.