Oh man I got blinked out of existence.

Hey fellows! I bought some stamps and now I'm putting them in an album!

So, is this where all the rejected posts go to die? Smells like cigarettes, old socks and questionable stains.

Don't you question my stains.

Oh, what a black light would reveal when shone on your life. Ewwwwww.

Why's its gotta be a black light?


Oh, I get it. The floor is sticky in this thread.

Only the floor? Better get to work.

I have no idea how you got it in the refrigerator. TEACH ME!!!

I opened the door.

......Genius.

The local police department has their non-emergency number listed with its area code on the web site. Below that, there's the fax number. Below that, there's a message reading, "Emergency: 9-1-1".

It's in a bigger font, and, hold onto your pants, it's in teal.

I thought you guys would like to know.

And knowing is .500 of the battle.

We're the first responders of the realms.

Yeah.....first responders to B.S. threads.