You're lucky that you didn't get you shot or worse, forced to ride a bicycle!

He is very lucky. I went in and set a bunch of snares thinking it was full of actual rabbits, there were broken ankles and bruised boobs everywhere.

They used to have a tv show and there was an episode where a guy paid a bunch of the girls to play ring toss with his man bit.

Anyone ever tried schwarma?

That C doesn't belong!

Even worse, they presented me with a unicycle, and a picture of the Hoff, and told me if I couldn't ride the cycle, I'd have to brand myself with the picture.

I have never learned how to do something so quick.

Of course!

Well, I tried it (skhawarma) today, and did not enjoy it. I think it was the sauce they put on it.

Operation "#####cat removal" was a total, unmitigated debacle. At least the can of paint did not open and pour all over the Camaro. That kitten from hell was very formidable. Now I have no clue I it ran outside or back under the house.

Gonna be a long night of solo dad adventuring methinks...

Never. Not even sure where to get it here.

If the Hoff can't handle a mouse, what made him think he could handle a cat?

If he was at a #####house, he was doing it wrong.

Don't worry. I'm here to save the thread.


Knock Knock...

Thank you for saving the thread! You're my hero!!!!