I just photoshop Bud's face onto my mom's pics and it's like the perfect combination.

So turned on right now!

Good cover story.
I kid. FBI, you read white text, right?

Who was the one in the comics who tricked Daredevil with the toy baby? I can't remember if it was Deadpool or Bullseye

How does a guy with super senses get tricked by a toy baby?

Think it had like a recording of a heartbeat inside of it so he thought it was a real baby. They throw it in the air and Daredevil goes to save it. When he goes to save it they injure him I think if I am remembering correctly.

That's what I was thinking.

I thought you were thinking, "Must... Kill... Thread!"

Where's Enrico Palazzo when you need him?

Dear lord, I'm glad my cat hasn't managed that. I'm fairly certain he's a feline reincarnation of Houdini. He's constantly trying to escape.

Last year at Origins vlad and I met a Clix player who had been a zookeeper. We also learned that if you ever meet a zookeeper, then you stick around as you will hear tremendous stories.

One of my favorites was his story about arriving in the morning and finding poop on the walkways throughout the zoo.
All animals were present and account for.
It kept happening, so they had to go check the security footage.
They stumbled across some footage showing a buffalo strolling around the walkways.
They went and checked the buffalo pen and all were present.
Baffled, they set up more cameras on the buffalo pen.
Then they watched the footage of what happened during the night.
The enclosure was some sort of a rope or cable fence. One buffalo was stepping the bottom rope down while using one of his horns to lift the upper rope.
This allowed the other buffalo to freely exit the pen and wander through the zoo.
When sun up was coming, they would head back to the pen. The buffalo would open the ropes and let them all back in.

I think that buffalo should have been renamed Heimdall.


I'll let vlad retell the escaped bobcat story.

That's one strange buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!!!



#englishftw

I just got a message pertaining to my dice. Among some appreciated compliments was this nugget.

No.
No, I don't.

And why the hell not? Whoever that guy was, he was on to something.