Lets please not defecate on him. I'm not eating anything that Wade and a bunch of turtles have #### on.

You are going to eat a toad?

He's a frog. And did you not read JK's big threat of eating Wart? The threat holds less sway if you are ####ting on him at the same time. Because no one is going to eat something that has been #### all over.

Well any suggestions on what I should do then?

Where the hell is Bowser anyways?

I guess I should hold Bowser off so they can torture the Toad guy

Really, as impressive as JK's threat was, we should really play the good cop here. Offer to protect him from Bowser in exchange for his co-operation.

So what do?

Sorry. I was kind of concentrated on the idea of "Hypno Crown" and the horror of letting Pax get his hands on it first.

Though now I'm pretty glad I grabbed it before most everyone else here got a shot at it first, too.

Again, sorry about that. Forgot you'd even called it in the first place.

But on that note, everyone needs to hold off threats to relieve their bowls on our potential prisoner!

Or so help me, when I know how to use the Hypno Crown I will use it on the Kommie Koopas and make them beat up on everyone who thought it was a good idea to use the giant frog as a toilet!

I blame CharlesX and TBB! They peed in his mouth to begin with!

No they didn't! They peed on the plant and accidentally threw those beans in Wart's mouth.

Admissibly, peeing on the plant was kind of a stupid thing in the first place, but it's not the same thing as urinating directly into the guy's mouth.

It's the same thing!

About to leap out of the cage.

No it's not. It's a matter of a dumb, un-thought out course of action.

Which, granted, kind of worked in our favor.

But enough with the attempts to turn toilet humor into an interrogation tactic!

Well as I said, I will try to stop Bowser for awhile while they torture the Toad for some reason or other.

Interrogation isn't always torture. Sometimes it is merely the threat of torture. And I'm just holding him in place/laying my stake to his cape.