The first Red Wings Cup finals in decades was against those Devils in the mid '90s. The Wings got roasted bad, and during one of those games I ended up with like 6 cops at my apartment, a hot psycho chick who sprayed pepper spray in my place just to make sure it worked, and some of the most infuriatingly inane conversation I've ever been party to.

So #### the Devils.

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It's the classic tale of boy meets girl, girl makes psycho recently-made-bail for serious felonies-boyfriend jealous, boyfriend tries to find girl and boy, boy finds out hot chick is seriously looney too late, cops are called who warn boy that psycho boyfriend is the guy who held people hostage previous year and made regional news while boy was traveling far away and knew nothing of whole ordeal, Cops storm up through the whole building, girl is kicked out of apartment without any of the teased-at illicit pleasures occurring, and boy did not see either girl or psycho boyfriend again. You know, the usual.

You may have dodged more than one potential bullet if it was only the door which got a good banging.

GO DEVILS!!!

It is a shame that Miro Satan never played for the Devils

Or that he pronounces his last name as SHIH-tan

what'd i miss?

Where all the white women at

This is true. Plus my apartment had the eye watering presence of pepper spray for a few days afterward. That sucked.

I know that and you know that, but the vast majority of Americans would not have know anything other than Satan played for the Devils.

She was seasoning your apartment, you pansy.

I think that's actually closer to the Aramaic pronunciation anyway, so feel like that's a bonus.

I concur.

My favorite sports name has to be Angel Pagan. Classic right there.