wish granted
people now know the correct usage of your and you're, however their usage of an in front of hard and soft H's reaches an all time low. Luckily you wisely invest your million dollars and by an island where you can live far away from all of the worlds bad grammer. Unfortunately this island ends up being inhabited by a large number of both mr and mrs whiskers's which you (being the only person that you can converse with due to your isolation) refuse to mention.

I wish that everyone was forced to read two books every week. Note these books would be in the correct language's for the corresponding people and would be different books every week also any ironic twist which may occur due to my not thinking out all possible ramifications of this wish will relate to the wish itself and not to me recieving unforeseen groin pain due to either flagrent or misaimed kicking.

wish granted.
everyone is forced to read phone books. two a week, different states, counties etc.

i wish wizkids would have a booth at the orlando megacon this year.

Wish granted

They put stickers in all the phone booths stating "For a good time call" followed by a number
Turns out it is a $3.95/minute help line for people confused by endless FAQs for Heroclix

I wish everyone knew I absolutely kicked posterior in my employer's Christmas Jeopardy tournament (clues were 10-60 points, I scored 340, the other two teams were 20 and 110 points!)

Granted.

Everyone knows you did it. Your boss facesthe humiliation and fires you.

I wish I was 18 years old.

wish granted.
you're 18 years old... in dog years.
making you roughly 102 years old.

i wish i could get everyone what they deserve for christmas.

Granted.

But you label them wrong, certain people get insulted, and you lose all your money buying the gifts.

I wish I knew how to cook.

Granted. You can now cook, but no one is willing to try your new dishes... in the end, you eat all the dishes you cook.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

Wish Granted. But instead of leaving, this game is on the "Latest Threads" board and people continued it. haha.

I wish I had 10 of every click in the world.

-ClixerCase22

Wish granted. However to satisfy your wish, each clix multiplies by ten, then each of those clix multiplies by ten...see where I'm going with this...

I wish to see the picture the new Dark Phoenix Convention Exclusive.

Granted.

You get them, but I steal them and laugh in your face.

I wish I found some money.

Granted. You have never cooked be4, just know how. You dimonstraight your ability in front of a live audiance but makes an evil goo that multiplies by the second. Its over 5000 degrees so u kill everyone!

I wish, I made al 100s on my report card.

Granted.

U find the money, its just right beneith your outstretched fingers in the sewer.

Same wish

Granted

You are 18 years old becuz ur warped into time. Yet your mind doesnt develope so u drive ur RV into a busload of 30 people off a cliff.....

Same wish...

Wish granted. However your parents get a little suspicious over the 100 -- under the heading of "Tardiness."
I wish for a Jennifer Garner Elektra LE..:knockedou

Granted.

You are a male. That means u tip her upside down but guess what, she got a wingalingding to!

I wish It was opposite day