Sawyer: Walk the plank, Jack.

Jack: There is no plank.

Sawyer: I SAID WALK IT!

Well, give him a few years, then get him the Sagas. Just because the comics do not do the sagas justice.

The original mythology of the Norse, Kit. He should learn that eventually.

Go with the Prose Edda.

I won my tourney tonight.

Congrats. I went 1-3 in Magic.

But I got a REALLY good idea for next week. KE KE KE KE.

I think it was because I wore red shorts under my pants and the prize was the Red Lantern object.

If you wore them over your pants I'd be more impressed.

Sadly, the local Clix scene is no fun at all, which is why I've gone to the dark side. But I do have Nekron, Kal-L, and J'onn ready to devour some hearts.

Is it wrong that I want to team them up with Marvel Zombies?

Deck out in 3 turns?

Between being skinny, and the marfanoid characteristics of my chest, apparently I maintain the illusion of being built. And yet it's only the guys who tell me this...

What do the ladies say?

I don't make it a habit walking around shirtless among women who aren't my family (conservative upbringing, I try to keep things fairly modest outside the privacy of where I'm residing).

Let's see...

"Put a shirt on, it's too damn cold!" (No, dammit. I'm in my room, comfortable in my pajamas. You take your shirt off to fit in.)

"Eat more!"

A couple "Not bads" here and there. And I think one, "Ooh, I wanna play with the dent!"