Relax, no one is judging you about the golden shower thing, Sprinkles13.

Wouldn't that be AnnieSprinkles13?

(Ignatz, I'm counting on you here, since I'm guessing the Little Uns will need Wiki help to get this. )

Someone needs to tell the radio station here that Pachelbel's Canon is annoyingly overplayed WEDDING music; not annoyingly played Christmas music.

Tell that to the TSO.

Thanks! That totally explains that.

I bought that disc a decade or more ago. I got through one or two tracks before regretting my purchase.

But I'd still rather listen to that than Mariah DAMMIT Carey.

I discovered recently that there actually IS Christmas music that I don't hate; it just doesn't get played. I listened to Twisted Sister's Twisted Christmas album, which was pretty cool, and the radio even played Alice Cooper's version of Santa Claws is Coming to Town.

Haven, I located the exchange between Elrond and Aragorn, and it was in the appendix, not the main story.

Not washing hands after using a restroom=gross.

I just finished watching a Christmas movie classic: Trading Places.
Of all of the Christmas movies, that one clearly has the best gratuitous nudie scenes.

a couple of Christmas songs

IMHO, I prefer the Unrated Bad Santa for that.

Looked it up, Urine is not sterile, although it's probably fairly benign. It is gross not to wash your hands, though.

EDIT: Oh, you mean the Annie Sprinkle joke. Yah, I got that.

Everyone is missing/ignoring the part where I said it was totally possible to use the facilities without touching anything that would necessitate a hand wash from anyone's perspective.

I did indeed miss that.

I do that as well sometimes, but I use the opportunity to wash my hands since I might not have in a while, anyway.

Huh, if you'd have asked me I was think that was unrated for language. I don't recall any nakedness in Bad Santa, even the unrated one. I know Harold and Kumar's Christmas had some, as did Die Hard, but I don't really don't recall what's in Bad Santa.

Possible for you, maybe, I need both hands to manage Jörmungandr*.





*The Midgard Serpent. -Prose Edda-torializin' Char-Vell.

I've only seen it the once, but isn't there a scene with the Santa-groupie-girlfriend?