A 4-Starred Ladybug of Doom?
Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

Bring me 4-Star Ladybug of Doom, and the Wookiee!

Love won't save you, Padme. Only 4-Starred Ladybug of Doom can do that.

I want a Hamburger, I want a 4-starred ladybug of doom, i want a milkshake...

You'll get an Injection Fairy and like it!!!!

Bud, when I left you, you were but the learner. Now you are the masturbator.

I'm chafing to prove it!

Masturbator and Commander.

Ok, I've got an idea for something new. I have no idea if this will work well or not.

I'm assuming that most people are familiar with the concept of Mad-Libs.

This is LPC Mad-Libs.

Someone posting a Mad-Lib will select some story or familiar text, like a scene of dialog from a movie or maybe a song.
They will then select words to remove from the original text in order to be replaced and post a list for the next person to fill.
(I think it will work better with one person doing the whole list rather than doing the list one word at a time.)
Once someone does that, then the original poster will post the story/dialog with the appropriate replacements.

For example, I would post:
Part Of The Body:
Celebrity:
Occupation:
Noun:
Plural Noun:
LPCer:
Noun:
Adjective:
Noun:
Plural Noun:
Plural Noun:

The next poster would quote the above and add answers (in bold):
The original poster would then post this (including the source for reference, if there is one):

From The Matrix:
As you can see, we've had our NOSE on you for some time now, PAULY SHORE. It seems that you have been living two lives. In one life, you are PAULY SHORE, PIMP for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, you pay your taxes and you help your land lady carry out her SANDWICH. The other life is lived in SHOES where you go by the hacker alias BUDPALMER, and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a CHEESE GRATER for, including the SKANKY use of the COFFEE MUG system for the removal of TATTOOS. One of these CHICKENS has a future. One of them does not.



I'll get this rolling.


Here goes.


LPCer:
Noun:
Part Of The Body:
Verb (Past Tense):
Adjective:
Place:
Different LPCer:
Noun:

LPCer: pizzaburger
Noun: Forest
Part Of The Body: Knee
Verb (Past Tense): Ran
Adjective: Moist
Place: The North Pole
Different LPCer: brainiacFTW
Noun: Culture

From Mallrats...
One time my cousin pizzaburger123 got this forest stuck in his knee. True story. He ran it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was moist for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different forest, same results, complete with another trip to The North Pole. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another forest. And I says to him, "Jesus, pizzaburger123! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this forest stuck in your knee too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "brainiacFTW, how the hell else am I supposed to get the culture out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

I have another one worked up.


LPCer:
LPCer:
LPCer:
LPCer:
LPCer:
LPCer:
LPCer:
LPCer:
Adjective:
Animal:
LPCer:
Part of the Body:
Verb (Past Tense):
Adjective:
LPCer:
Vehicle:
Emotion:

That's pretty awesome.

LPCer: CuriousLurker
LPCer: Harpua
LPCer: bigbob
LPCer: jwb
LPCer: BudPalmer
LPCer: wintremute
LPCer: phantalien
LPCer: pizzaburger
Adjective: Magical
Animal: Platypus
LPCer: brainiacFTW
Part of the Body: Cornea
Verb (Past Tense): Informed
Adjective: Quick
LPCer: aqhoffman
Vehicle: Helicopter
Emotion: Disgust

You know CuriousLurker and Harpua and bigbob and jwb441,
BudPalmer and wintremute and phantalien and pizzaburger123,
But do you recall
The most magical platypus of all?

brainiacFTW, the red-cornea'ed platypus
Had a very shiny cornea,
And if you ever informed it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other platypi
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor brainiacFTW
Join in any platypus games.

Then one quick Christmas Eve,
aqhoffman came to say,
"brainiacFTW with your cornea so bright,
Won't you guide my helicopter tonight?"

Then how all the platypi loved him,
As they shouted out with disgust,
"brainiacFTW, the red-cornea'ed platypus
You'll go down in history."