Well, as a cultist of Hastur tempting innocents into insanity and death you would like the yellow ones.

I'm partial to purple, personally.

Lurking in a Grimace costume, luring children to their dooms in a purple clad pied piper performance of pain and peril? HOW COULD YOU ROKK?!?

I'm happy that Emperor Joker is in JLA.

Because you emulate him by killing people mindlessly---YOU MURDERER!!!!!


I like vanilla milk shakes.

Because they're the best milkshakes in which to drown people, duh!

Considering the number of times we've proven each other guilty, shouldn't we all be executed by now?

Volunteering to be the "Executioner," are you?


I'm going to read a book tonight.

Would that be the one featuring your idol - Jack the Ripper - or the one that goes into "How to get away with a crime?" as you've checked out both of them from a library more than once and each time it's right before a hooker gets iced.

I miss soda pop.

You mean the cocaine you used to ship between states in the corpses of the bodies you killed!?!?!?!



"achoooo (that was a sneeze)"

A rather loud sneeze. Perhaps to cover up the sound of, oh, a gunshot? Murderer!

"I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree"

The tree you burried your victims under!?!?!!?!



"Urinal is a funny word, cuz it has urine in it"

The urinal used for the drowning because it contained urine?

"This is what I sound like when your doves cry"

Your non-sequitur message is a mirror into the disturbed mind

Is that how you see the victims? Doves, like the soiled doves of the old west? So, like Jack the Ripper (the original one, not our own JackAssterson), you are out there killing prostitutes

(btw, it is 'this is what it sounds like when doves cry')

Whoops, I did it again! (Ha! Let's see you twist that into a murder scenario!)

I realise that. I just thought to jazz it up a bit and somehow relate it to me.

It's what you cackle maniacally while off'ing Britney Spears after tiring of 24/7 news coverage of her "meltdown". Oddly, the world awards you a Nobel Prize for your efforts.

I greatly enjoyed "The Simpsons Movie".

And anyone who has seen the Simpsons knows what kind of mindless violence that cartoon contains. If you enjoy mindless violence, you must be a murderer.

"Helena is the capital of Montana."

So what you are really saying is:

"Hell on ya! Ice and cap it all, Off Montana!

He is going to kill every person in Montana and is trying to leave a sinisterclue to taunt us!

I played a game based on the ancient Roman gladiatorial circuses, it was great!