Interesting story, but it doesn't tell me WHO THE HECK YOU ARE ATTACKING THIS ROUND!!!!!!

My bad! Hit Space Jawa with a bottle!

Gee whiz, there can't be much intact window glass left in this saloon!!!

St. Dumas: 92 HP/83 FP (loses turn)

Spike1158: 91 HP/88 FP

JackAssterson: 90 HP/93 FP

JKLantern: 92 HP / 97 FP (loses turn)

Space Jawa: 91 HP/75 FP (loses turn)

JOH2005: 92 HP / 90 FP

Ignatz Mouse: 95 HP/84 FP


Continue your rampant violence by posting your next attack at your convenience.

Ah'm kicking Dumas in the face! (after missing JKLantern)

Ah'm kicking Ignatz Mouse in the face!

Ah'm throwing Spike out the winder!

Ah'mma firin' mah lazer!

If'n you fire that lazer, ah'm ridin' my dinosaur!

I'm throwing a chair out the window.






























































It lands on spike.

Ah'mma punchin you inna face!

Wid a bottle!

St. Dumas: 87 HP/81 FP

Spike1158: 83 HP/83 FP (loses turn)

JackAssterson: 90 HP/88 FP

JKLantern: 90 HP / 97 FP

Space Jawa: 91 HP/75 FP

JOH2005: 92 HP / 85 FP

Ignatz Mouse: 90 HP/74 FP


SPECIAL ATTACK AVAILABLE FOR THIS ROUND ONLY: You may spend 20 FP to jump off a table/bar, grab a chandelier and swing with both feet into the face of an opponet. This does 50 HP damage if you hit. BUT there is a 50% chance of missing, accomplishing nothing this turn and looking silly while you hang uselessly from the chandelier.

All other normal attacks are still available.

Ah'm chandelierin' Dumas!

Ah'mma dodgin that the shandy-leer and kick JK for trying such a thing!

Watches the little cartoon birds circle around my head... again. Dadgumit.

Chandelier Kick To Spike!