You know what my friends and I say about guys who wear white belts...

I would love to hear it....

Get some style and maybe I'll let you buy me a drink.

They prefer to play catcher....

Wouldn't it change based on whether it's before or after Labor Day?

Come to Europe you neanderthal. This is style.

Style? Honey, you look like a clown. Get out of the Eastern Bloc sweet heart. London and Milan are calling, they say you need an intervention. I agree.

London and Milan? Oh darling, it's all about Amsterdam and you know it.

Dear lord, after reading this thread, I think I might be the least gay person in here.

Maybe not the least gay but certainly the least queeny.

(Seriously, someone needs to call for an arson investigation with this much flame being tossed around here.)

When I think of all the people I've come upon in my travels, I have to think of all the people who have come upon me.

I think that was pushing it a little bit, IM.

Surely you've more class than, say, your average drunk sorority girl?

You're beginning to sound just a little bit like my ex, dear. Slightly jealous of the fact I can wear anything.

Sweetie, I am just up for a chill evening and have my drinking pants on. If you really wanted me to break out my Moschino or Varvatos or Watanabe (except for those gawd awful Capris he made this season) or Hermes, you could've asked.

Consider me asking you beast of a man!

I'm just channeling Hedwig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kySwhkpY4I (SFW)