Guys, I wasn't saying the bits themselves were adorable, but the term "dangly bits" was adorable. I think you guys know that and are choosing to twist my words.

Lynch: get_1 and JKL

I didn't know you were into that sorta thing.



Also, resisting the urge to post something even more patently offensive.

filler - you know what you can do with your bits?

Still taking sign-ups? Gladly support a first time mod, even if I'm way out of touch on Pokemon.

RIP David Carradine.

Wow Leead, totally killed the thread with that one.

Let's get back to the adoration of various parts of other Realmsers' anatomy.

Truff, your butt is not pokey, and we appreciate it!

How would you even know? For all you know, I could be doughy all over.

Where's Shel when I need her. She's got Jiggly Bits.

Well, if you're doughy, that means you're not pokey. I have non-pokey detectors installed instead of eyes. Why do you think I'm wearing sunglasses in most pictures of me?

Aside from the rampant photophobia, I mean.

That is an excellent observation. You are always in sunglasses... What'sup with that.

Light sensitivity is a #####.

Ah, sorry dude. Related condition or just a coincidence?

Coincidence. Sometime in Middle/High School. One day, I'm outside enjoying a sunset, next I can't barely stand your average florescent bulb.

Do you know who has jiggly bits?

Psh. Truff's Jiggly Bits are REAL, as far as we know.