I will use my Shmooze to walk right by the brownish fungal creature, stealing its white fangs as I go by.

Well, I was going to try and moonsault the poor Goomba, but it looks like Jawa wants a pet...

Hmm...

I'm going to run underneath another ? block and ShoRyuKen it! (Body)

I believe we can use Jawa's voice talents to eventually organize a successional crisis among the Koopa Kingdom, using the chaos to rescue the power of reality. This Goomba seems like a good place to start.



In the meantime, I'm going to inspect the more regular bricks for secrets (Brain)

Brain value 6 + roll of 3 (damn, I was hoping to critically fail that) = 9.

Shall we discuss devious plots in the interim, my friends?

Couldn't hurt.

I'm. Thinking we're. Going to want jawa to get some mind control or something at some point. Why waste time convincing prone to join us when we can dominate their minds?

Or maybe we get some necromancy. Cause im killing the next creature we run into

Well, it depends on what the problem in this particular universe is. But if it's a problem caused by King Bowser, we can creatively solve it with judicious use of ALL our talents (including violence) while making out like bandits.

Bowser has eight children, you see, yet it is his youngest one that seems to be his Heir. Why is that? Either the other seven are unfit to rule due to incompetence or due to having wishes that run counter to Bowser's. Now, this surely grates on some of them. I believe we would only need a few well placed words, a couple of disguised attacks, and our wits, to set the entire Koopa Dynasty upon itself. And then, while the Koopa forces are so divided, Bowser's enemies can descend upon his Kingdom and take over. The rich volcanic soil is filled with nutrients for agricultural purposes, and based on the existence of Doomships and MechaKoopas, among other things, there is surely some industrial capacity there.

And the enemies of the Koopa surely aren't limited to the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm sure the Smithy Gang, Wart's SubConian Army, Captain Syrup's Black Sugar Pirates, and even the Kong Clan wouldn't mind getting their hands on some of the Koopa holdings while ridding themselves of an enemy.

Depends on who's asking! Buncha interlopers.

Well if we need to woo anyone i know a certain paxzrake who can flash a bicep or two.

What i'm. Saying here is, if we need to bang anyone, i'm game.

And you've stumbled upon one of the other evil ideas I was bouncing around my head at work today.

Well, I can think of at least three unmarried Princesses in this universe, four if you don't have any qualms about them not being mammalian.

*DING*

Was that the sound of my alignment changing to Neutral Evil, Jack?

My thing is it was never stated that the Fungus creature was a threat to us, just that it had evil looking teeth...

Hence why Space Jawa is attempting to gain control of it. Then the REAL fun begins!

I am trying to take the minimalist approach here, I think we should just save the day and leave

Said like a real fun guy.

If the trick voice and the fang stealing doesn't work out, I'm in position to jump down on him from above.

I'm tempted to PM you all the thoughts I had at work today about this chunk of the campaign, but hey, I can't reveal all my tricks to you now, can I?