Wow.

This is incredibly accurate. Thanks for giving verbage to something I wasn't even aware was rattling around in my head.

WINtremute!

Calm down, I'm not actually trying to HavenPage.

Boring13 break!

There's a reason one of them says "tagged for future editing".

I will edit now, you big crybabies.

You can thank The Haven the next time you feel like making some remark about the length of my posts and refrain from doing so.

"Because I MUST have a 'Thank you"." (82 HUMOR pts)

PudPwned!!

I think In N Out should start making onion rings.

That hurts. It hurts like Steve Perry's hip that caused him to get kicked out of his own band. But hey, at least I'm getting paid the big bucks.

Can't click the link at work, but heck yeah, Boston is awesome!

I'm sure when you run out of things to talk about, you'll tell us. Pool on how long that will be!

And while I appreciate the nickname, I think I'll just hold on to 1st Round Draft Bust for now

Well, at least there's credit where credit is due, especially from Bud Busey (or is it Gary Palmer?).

That depends. Some stuff sits around where I normally haunt, but some stuff flies like hotcakes. Mm, hotcakes. Where was I again, even?

Right, breakfast food is amazing!

I wanted to rep you so bad, but apparently you're already the last repped person of mine, so I guess I'll have to wait and rep you later. Consider this like I'm cutting you a portion of my 1st round draft pick money (I need to waste it, why not waste it on someone I barely know?).

It makes sense to me. Someone say something funny! I demand a rep-rifice!

I didn't even know that was a tag. There are certainly some wacky tags in there. Like, "the ego on this guy". That one cracks me up, and fills my heart with joy. Well, if it wasn't already filled with draft bust money.

So let's try this out, shall we?

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STOP! MaelstromPage. Yeah.