The ultimate split-personality melt-down.

Girls, girls! Enough! You're both pretty!

Oh, and:

I am confused. It's like coming in halfway through that Travolta Cage movie Face/Off.

In other news about 120 people showed up for a memorial sendoff for our deceased student and we ended up have a massive downpour and a pretty strong downward wind, so hundreds of helium balloons that kids and parents released ended up going a few feet and sticking to the ground. Like 400 balloons or so. Stuck on our football field and the track and field area adjacent to it. They'll stay there until enough moisture evaporates off them and/or we get a big change in air pressure. It's a balloon debacle.

...he says as if it's a change in the status quo...

You mean Poo-Dough? It's a legit thing. It even comes with a smaller cannister of yellow dough, so you can put corn in your turds. We had it at work for a while.

Oh, and hi everyone. Red something.

Certain persons not understanding how rounding works isn't an argument against rounding, though. It's an argument against those people being in charge of things.

Good morning everyone! (Even the hypocrites!)

Good god, that is confusing, it looks like an adult toy made from poo.


Hard to tell how large it is though, need a banana for scale.

It's your first post on page 2, actually.

WE are still on page 2

I am also on page 2.

Page 4 for me!

Still page 2, but the good news is that we have increased our posting rate so much that we've shaved off several boring days!

There is nothing more virtuous than starting off the day with name calling.