Brother, that just made my day. All is forgiven. I wish I could buy you a beer.

Off to the movies, to see the new Pocahontas...

Love,

Stu

Theres a new pocahontas ?

i pray for this to happen to you every day!

Wait. You don't even believe in God. And you have taken up prayer. Every day. Because of me. That's real power, Billy. Check it out.

The new Pocahontas film is called The New World and it is magnificent... but. It is over two hours long, and at least 40 full minutes are silent except for the wind in the trees and the call of the Osprey. It is the slowest movie in years. It is an old-school art film with modern tech and big names. It reminded me what my life was like before this machine took over, and I won't be spending as much time here with this mess because of it. The movie would bore most of you to tears, I don't recommend it unless you like to sit silently with Nature. It is a brilliant history lesson, it is the most accurate portrayal of the native tribes of 1607 ever, it slows down the mental processes of the viewer and transports the brain back to time without electricity. We really dug it, but you prolly wouldn't. It was a heavenly experience, especially coming on the heels of the hellish fun we had around here yesterday. I am healed.

Sorry buddy. I am trying the minimalist approach to fostering my legend. I can always count on my many barns like you to spread the word. If you must know, my wife has captivated me or maybe gypsy cursed me and I have devoted all my energies on her and the kids. But, the Xmen set is almost out and I guess I need to start focusing on all things VS. soon. So, I'll be back before you know it.

Love you.

Dave

not really it would just be awsome to see it happen to you

Yeah, in the new Terrance Malick movie, The New World. It has Colin Ferrel and Christian Bale in it, among others.

That's all I got.

That it would. Thanks, bucko. I'll think about it. It is just the sort of bootleg photojournalism that I was known for in my college days and it would be a hoot. I appreciate the support.

See you at the Sneak Peek,

Stu

spoiler warning for anyone who does not know their 1607 history...

That was the funniest part. Pocahontas was so deeply in love with Bullseye that she risked her marriage with Batman. Batman was such a man of honor that he allowed her to see Bullseye again after many years since she wanted him as soon as she found out he was still alive. When she saw Bullseye again she decided Batman was better looking afterall and she stayed with him. The girl had taste.

speaking of movies..... here is billy with his new bf

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/im...rokeback_l.jpg

usually when i bring this up to billy in a thread he usually goes away so i guess im the anti-barn..... eat this...

if by anti-barn you mean "totally in love with" then yes you are.


you are barn-prime.

i dont see how im totally in love with i just like making fun of u cuz u really are the gayest straight guy i have ever met and A im not gay B sure but irl i really dont follow u around except when u asked the willworld and the bc then i let u borrow mine and ians but i pretty much would do that to anyone i know who needs help C ur the only "straight" guy i have met who balls over brokeback mountain so u kinda deserve it

whatever i just said was really gay but i m not gay but i admit to barning u online perhaps but irl, no.....

BARN....PRIME.

..I..M..M..A..T..U..R..I..T..Y.

why am i arguing with billy he ll just keep saying stupid stuff back and be gay but who cares thats what the billy does best and it is fun to ruin threads that he created like he does everywhere else....so whatever i win....gg: gay guy

i want to be barn prime :(