When Chuck Norris turned in his decklist all it said was "60x Roundhouse Kicks", he was never deck checked once.

Chuck Norris beat a guy at a Vs game so bad that the whole table lost to Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris played a GLOCK deck on turn 6 he round house kicked all the characters he wanted to and dared Sinestro, Green Lantern of Korugar to do something about it.

Chuck Norris does not need to play Crime Lords to make you intimidated to attack him.

Chuck Norris used to play magic. He became so pissed with WotC that flooded the whole company with urine. The withered mass of survivors became known as WizKids.

I once saw Chuck defeat twenty men at once with a single Super Skrull. The down side? I can't shut my eyes!

this is by far the funniest thread I have ever read, I've been thinking of chuck norris staring down people at a 10k all day and its still funny

When Chuck Norris smiles at you, you will win the next game of VS you play, unlessd it is against Chuck, which means grab your ankles and prepare for the worst.

Chuck Norris was only ever killed in his first movie (the hand) at the hands of Bruce Lee...... Where is Bruce now?

Armeggedon is predicted, coincidentaly, the same time Chuck Norris shaves.

When Chuck Norris would become stunned, instead roundhouse kick your opponent in the face: Chuck Norris is not stunned.

The only part of Chuck Norris thats allowed to play in tournaments is his beard. Too bad for us that it is still unbeatable.

Chuck Norris' characters all have the "Badass" trait.


When Chuck Norris plays you, your characters return themselves to your hand.


When Chuck Norris plays Power Surge, all the lightbulbs in the building explode, and all that is visible in the darkness, is Chuck Norris glowing eerily.


When Chuck attends a PCQ, he is the judge.

...and the jury.

...and, coincidentally, the executioner.


Chuck Norris is Homo Superior, but if you call him that within earshot, he will kill you for calling him a homo.


Chuck Norris can choose "infinite".


Chuck Norris doesn't need sleeves. Dirt is too afraid of him to settle on his cards.


Chuck Norris doesn't use VS cards. Instead, he enslaves the actual characters, and forces them to be living game pieces. When he plays a plot twist, he does so literally.
Thus, Chuck Norris doesn't "play" Break You...

...he just does.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T went to a PC
the convention that holded the pc exploded
cause that much coolness cannot be holded all in one spot.

You guys got nothin on this.....

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

Btw: theres 8 pages of it.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter

Chuck Norris' characters don't get ko'd when he plays gamma bomb.

Equipments cost 2 less to recruit if your name is Chuk Norris.

Chuck Norris once won a 10k with a Deathstroke deck.

Chuck Norris invented Kryptonite to make Superman have a weakness, then he invented "cosmic" to humiliate him.

One time Chuck Norris was playing an Avengers deck and used 3 Earth Mightiest Heroes and a Blindsided on the same attack. Nobody complained.

Chuck Norris uses Savage Beatdown and Flame Trap in Modern (both DC and Marvel).

The 7-drop Hulk tried to smash the nuclear bomb on Chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicked him so hard, Hulk shattered in a million pieces and formed what we know as the Skrulls.

Chuck Norris can eat before a tournament and still win.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to sneak peeks because he can see into the future.

UDE tryed to put a character called "Chuck Norris" into the Men Of Steel set, but he declined at the last moment. The result is the rushed garbaged team called "New Gods".

Chuck Norris is Adam Prosak in a fat suit.

Chuck Norris doesn't play with anything but a deck full of savage beatdowns. He needs no resources or characters as all he needs is himself.

Chuck Norris never mulligans.

Chuck Norris can cheat better than Hans.

I should hope so. For Chuck's sake.