Morning clansmen. And how are we on this fine new day?

Random minion: "Well I'm pretty down. You see..."

*casts Bolt 3 on minion*

Yeahthat'sgreat! Anyways, I now call this meeting to order.

*crowd mumbles, grumbles, shake their heads dissapprovingly, for some reason someone's singing showtoons*

SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! *casts Bolt 3 on hapless, singing jackass*

Grumble and mumble on your own time, #### it!!

*awed hush comes over the crowd*

That's better. I am now opening the floor to new clan buisiness. So anyone with questions, comments or suggestion might as well go to hell cause I frankly don't give a ####!!

*assistant whispers in his ear*

Ahh, I've just been told that chastising and insulting my fellow clansmen is NOT a good way to attract new members. Boy, is my face red

But seriously, if anyone has new buisness, please state it now with no fear of repraisal from me.

Random minion: "Well, sir, you see I think I speak for the rest of the minions when I say that we'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't keep putting apples in the vending machines. No one ever buys them. It's just a waste of food. We'd like it more if you put things like chips and cookies and candy bars instead."

*assistant whispers in his ear*

Uh huh, uh huh. Ok, then it's settled. While, it might be considered bad form to degrade fellow clansmen, I am allowed to kill anyone who makes any stupid suggestions.

*casts Flare on minion*

BLASPHEMY!!! Apples are an important part oF one's diet. They keep those blasted doctors away.

*remembers Magitek Knight experimentations*

STUPID CID AND THAT STUPID RAINCOAT THAT HE WORE ALL. THE. TIME!!!!!

*composes self*

Anyway, I would like to take this time to open the floor to our more non-fictional clansmen. Take it away, gents. Feel free to suggest new topics of disscussion.

Dull roar huh..lol.

I've got a question Mr. Kefka sir. Do you think we could have more tartar sauce for our fishsticks? We get these little cups, and often, we run out of tartar sauce before we're done our fishsticks. So, could we have more?

SILENCE!

Oh wait, that's actually a good suggestion. Those infernal fishsticks do tend to be dreadfully dry, don't they? Agreed! Let it be known that, from now on, we well now have TWO cups of tartar sauce instead of the requisite one.

In the meantime, I shall have to have a stern...talking to with the clan chef.

*eyes glow with vengeful wrath*

And kudos to you Mikeofreak for that masterful Simpsons reference. Kefka is pleased.

GET THIS MAN A 3RD CUP OF TARTAR SAUCE!

thats right ppl if you join the final fantasy clan today you get a 3rd cup of tartar sauce with ur fishsticks so they won't be as dry!!!!
"thx SeeD Commander" aquafire says munchin on a fish stick and tartar sauce lol

thats right ppl if you join the final fantasy clan today you get a 3rd cup of tartar sauce with ur fishsticks so they won't be as dry!!!!
"thx SeeD Commander" aquafire says munchin on a fish stick and tartar sauce lol

oppppppppps posted it twice my bad lol

anyone else besides me playing FF11? im on gilgimesh sever and was wondering if anyone else was?

FF 11? Sorry, not on my budget. Plus, I'm afraid I don't have the time to play any MMORPGs. I've always wanted to, though. The only online game I've ever played was Starcraft(I ####, btw )

i would but its not out in the uk yet

Uh, Mr. Kefka? There's something else that's up. The bathrooms for the regular minions are extremely dirty and grimy. It's totally disgusting, and I almost puke every time I step in there. Could you get someone to clean the bathrooms or something?

Well, you see, I understand where your coming from. Those bathrooms are in a deplorable condition. I should know, I've seen pictures. See, I would never go in there myself. I have standards to keep after all.

It's just that, at this time, there is simply no room in the budget for a restroom restoration project.

*grumbles from the crowd*

SILENCE!

I feel your pain. I'm nothing if not sympathetic. If I could pull out several tens of thousands of GP out of my pants I would. But I can't(I've tried. It led to some...unpleasentness).

Fear not! As a compromise we'll be installing brand new urinal cakes in all the stalls and a mop with brand new bucket filled with slimy wat...uh, cleaning solution of some kind at...little cost to the clan(*cough*intheforma30%increaseinclandues*cough*) Your cries have not fallen on deaf ears!!

*slides away big bag marked 'bathroom restoration funds' with foot*

heh, heh. All for Kefka, all for Kefka!!!

*sigh* Nevermind. I'll do it myself.

*heads toward bathrooms with cleaning supplies*

Ok, time for an actually FF related discussion.

Let's play a game. I start by saying a Final Fantasy quote. The next person says an FF quote that starts with the letter that the last quote ended with.

Ex. 1st poster - "I dreamt I was a moron." - Squall

2nd poster - "No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy, I'll be your knight. - Squall

Got it? Ok, here goes. And let's try to not repeat previous quotes, if at all possible.

"Power only breeds war" - Celes

"Rotten son of a shoopuf!" - Wakka