Harpua,

Every time I see you post I think, I need more dice.

To be fair, I have been doing that since we swapped. Catvengers will lucky to last the rest of the day.

You are correct, it was Normalview. Curse my smartphone and my aging eyes!

And I would like to have fewer. Please feel free to make a purchase.

Yeah, vlad wasn't there last year.

Hopefully he'll be there this year.

If so, I expect a candid urinal shot for the coffee table book I am putting together!

I've said too much.

Crossing the Streams: A Urinal Retrospective

You got pee in my pee, bro!

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

Baaahhh. All of you mortal cats look the same.

The car in front of me had a bone-shaped sticker/magnet that said "I <3 my Cockapoo."

I was a little weirded out by that until I found out it was what we'd have called a mutt in my days.

Oh yeah, some marketing genius decided to introduce the concept of "designer breeds" and charge a boatload of money for a mongrel. As one who has a stake in showing dogs, as well as being one who is an elitest snob, the idea offends me.

It's probably the same guy who decided to package snacks in smaller, 100 calorie packages and sell schmucks less product for more money.


On the other hand, thinking of marketing people, a couple of years ago, I was partying with the inventor of the green ketcup before a jimmy Buffett show. That was an awesome marketing concept, in my opinion.


Now, if I ever find the moron who decided to make green Hershey's syrup as a tie-in for the original Hulk movie, I'll have a bone to pick. There's no reason to turn my poop green for a week!!!

Someone needs to sig this!

I would but it would have to replace Haven13's and as you can see, he values being in my sig far too much!

I'd add it to my sig as well but I have no more room!

I am not going there, but will definately feed this to my 5yo. She is so easily fascinated and I might be able to convince her that I have magical powers.