granted you kill your self when you first use it

I wish I was ahnold swartizneiger.

Granted.

People make fun of your voice.

I wish I was rich

You are know ahnold swartizneiger, people make fun of your voice.

I wish I was god

Wish granted

You become a god. Now God (whichever incarnation) comes down and kicks your butt because you wanted to become him and now you wish for someone to help you... but wait you wastesd your wish.

I wish people wouldn't grant their own wishes.

Real Wish I wish someone can do my daily journal entries for me.

actauly I was granting clix chasers wish.

Granted.

They do ur entries and then they die. Its not finished so u try but ur hand falls off.

I wish I was the best soccer player in the world

Granted.

Soccer players from other worlds are still better then you.

I wish it was longer, just to defend my title.

What do u wish was longer?

My ruler. I am really proud to have a long ruler.


My family jewels fool!

Your family jewels fool is much longer. You are envious of him. Unable to live with that, you take your own life by disembowelling yourself with a spoon

You are a long time dying

I wish that someone would do The Guardian's daily journal entries

I wish that everyone would just plotz

No1 knew wut the word "plotz" ment so u were fined all of ur clix.

I wishthe mail came a lot faster.

Plotz means what it says!

I send in elite micro-ninjas (spoon-sized for your convenience!) and rescue them all

Wish granted

You spend 3 weeks in the hospital after you are struck by a post card that came through your mailbox slot at 97% of light speed

I wish the rental rates on spoon-sized ninjas was a little lower.

Wish granted, you can now get it for frre, but people will thing that you stole it, & put you in jail, where you'll be forcefully befriended by a pirate name Bubba. So now you're forced to like pirates, & ninjas.

I wish I had a talking monkey, who was in love with Mr. Whiskers.

Granted.

Mr. Whiskers dumps him and he goes to you for comfort ... and never leaves ... and never stops talking ...

I wish it was 6:00 PM today so hannukah could start.