I like man vs food

I like Ace of Cakes.

And the original Iron Chef.

Many of the judges on cooking shows are a little full of themselves.

I also get a kick out of Iron Chef mainly because of The Chairman.

I have no idea what any of those shows are that you guys are talking about.

Speaking as a man who gets his TV with an antenna, I'm in the same boat.

Yeah, but you have other ways to entertain yourself, like chasing bears through the woods.*




*For those that might assume I'm joking, I am not making that up. It actually happened.

Dang things keep stepping on my lawn!

More evidence that you are, in fact, an old geezer.

I have a friend who lives in Omaha. Let me know the venue name, address, and time of the event and I'll try to convince him to go.

I never said it was the smartest thing I've ever done.

Whipper-snapper!

After I'm done drinking my sarsaparilla I oughta come over there and give you what-for!

Look at me all helping and junk. I like helping!

Restaurant impossible was a cool concept. I like chopped as I like to see what gets come up with.

I was out playing golf (back in MN) and there was a black bear cub (the size of a pony) sitting out on the fairway. Wasn't long until momma came along to get her "baby." I decided to just hit my shot into the green and make sure I kept my distance. They didn't seem to interested in me so no harm.

What was worse was when some wild turkeys started chasing my golf ball. Bastards don't know that you're not suppose to touch the golf ball. That's a 2 stroke penalty!