Why didn't he buy me one?

Cause you're not a regular.

Wade needs more fiber?


Better question is how would you know?

Count me in!

He will buy me porn but not a wol booster?

The porn was a Christmas present.

Porn for Christmas? That is awesome. It would have been perfect for when I dated a Jewish girl and she was so hesitant as what to give me.

A buddy of mine had an idea one Christmas that everyone's gift would be based on one question he would ask. The question was, "What is your greatest need and/or weakness?" I told him that was easy, "porn!" He said, "No seriously!" To which I answered, "No... seriously!" That was some Christmas.

They have clown porn

Rule 34 man, what don't they have porn of?

"They"??!

You mean everyone!!

Heroclix, that cute chick from the at&t commercials

Wow man. X-Wing is sweet!

First game we did a 'demo' game, I had two X-Wings (one w/ Wedge) and he had 4 TIE Fighters. It was brutal, and I was absolutely crushed. We replayed it, and although I crashed into three asteroids, I still managed to win, because I got extremely lucky and one-shotted two of his TIE Fighters.

Apparently my luck ended there, as I played two other games, and the dice were just not with me at all. I got to play a souped-up Millennium Falcon and a souped-up Slave-1, but I did awful with both.

Regardless though, I thought it was a pretty amazing game, and I can't wait to play again.

A team that only has damage values of 0 with no perplex or probability control.

That being said, I still want to play a team of six Morphing Jars just to be annoying.