So all I need is a lemon and a bunch of wire and crap?

You can to the same with a double A battery and metallic gum wrappers.

Sure you could....but that's NOT a lemon!



Here's a recap of some of my GAMA accomplishments.

I convinced the other 3 volunteers that we should be called "The Four Horsemen". I was Sting, and we had Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, and the edgy choice of Chris Benoit.

I hugged Muncho.

Stealing York Peppermint Patties from the Alliance booth.

Stealing a ginormous pair of glizty green sunglasses from the Upper Deck booth (on St. Patrick's Day). The WizKids folk made me give it back.

Gave out random high-fives. I was surprised at how many people got excited to receive that.

Got hugged by a cute girl for slipping her a Dicemasters pack.

Took random free swag from other booths, and claimed them as spoils of war. I gave them out to those I felt were worthy.

Things got slow in the WizKids booth, so I went to the Konami booth (YuGiOh) and offered to help out. The lady got confused as to why I was there, but was amused when I started getting people to stop by.

An AEG booth dude was checking out things in the WizKids booth. I told him that since he was in our booth, I needed to take his place in his booth. I got his name from his tag, and went to their booth and told them "Todd sent me to take his place". They were REALLY confused. However, they were cool about it, and I found out about their "black box" that they release on Black Friday every year. It's basically a really nice box that has some of their games in it, but nobody knows what it is. Plus, the games aren't the usual ones, but usually have a different skin, or are some type of variant.

I removed a big cardboard display of action figures from the Alliance booth. No one noticed! The WizKids people made me put it back...and no one noticed me putting it back, either.

I brokered a deal with another booth, and traded 8 packs of Dicemasters for 4 spinning D20 rings. One for each of the Horsemen.

I refused to let 2 guys from Games Workshop into the booth, claiming they were the enemy. I eventually let them in. In return, I got a really sweet Games Workshop bag that I'll use for groceries. I did hug the chap when he gave me the bag.

One of the WizKids reps was a bit of a control freak (yet still really cool and I can't wait to hang out with them next year). There was a display for the new (and very nice) Marvel pins. I kept turning the Ghost Rider pin 90 degrees, just to make them crazy.

It is Friday night and Bud, over on Facebook, has inspired me.

Luther e'nuf said --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZdzU0QOR6g

The fact that the Greatest Hits does not have "Dance With my Father" makes it lose all credibility.

Oh no I am not going to get suckered in to this again.

That is the most wanton display of petty mischief I have ever heard of.

Good job, mute. You have represented the LPC well.
You lucky son of a b!tch.

Don't know why but apparently we could possibly get snow today. I don't remember having the chance of snow this late in the year during my life time.

Don't know why, but it's around 77 degrees and a gorgeous day here today. I don't remember not having a nice day this time of the year.

Then the brain wipe worked well.

I feel so....free.

You are a dick.

Most people do, after the operation. I'm very happy for you.

new daredevil is so good

Because I don't drink, I don't have a bottle in front of me.